Your ColdCard MK5 should not live loose in a drawer, sliding around your desk, or disappearing under a pile of cables. This CryptoCloaks ColdCard MK5 mount gives your Bitcoin hardware wallet a dedicated spot so it is organized, easy to reach, and ready when it is time to sign.

Printed by CryptoCloaks for bitcoiners who care about clean setups, this mount is a simple upgrade for a serious self-custody desk: low profile, practical, and built around the ColdCard MK5 form factor.

Table of Contents

• What Is the ColdCard MK5 Mount?
• Why a Dedicated MK5 Mount Matters
• ColdCard MK5 Mount Features
• Installation and Setup
• What It Fits
• Why CryptoCloaks
• FAQ

What Is the ColdCard MK5 Mount?

The CryptoCloaks ColdCard MK5 Mount is a 3D printed desk or wall mount designed to hold a ColdCard MK5 hardware wallet in a stable, repeatable place. It is made for people who actually use their ColdCard instead of treating self-custody gear like random junk in a drawer.

Use it near your signing workstation, on a shelf, in a cabinet, or anywhere you want your ColdCard MK5 to stay put without making your desk look like a fiat help desk exploded.

Why a Dedicated MK5 Mount Matters

• Keeps your ColdCard MK5 organized: no more hunting through drawers or desk clutter.
• Makes signing sessions cleaner: your device has a predictable home near your Bitcoin workstation.
• Protects the setup vibe: self-custody gear should look intentional, not tossed around.
• Simple, useful, no gimmicks: a practical mount for a practical Bitcoin tool.

ColdCard MK5 Mount Features

• Designed for the ColdCard MK5 hardware wallet
• 3D printed by CryptoCloaks
• Low-profile holder for desk, shelf, cabinet, or wall placement
• Helps keep your Bitcoin signing device visible and easy to grab
• Clean self-custody desk accessory for home offices, workshops, and Bitcoin setups
• Only $7.99

Installation and Setup

Place the mount where your ColdCard MK5 naturally belongs in your workflow. Depending on your setup, it can be positioned near your computer, signing station, safe area, or Bitcoin desk. Keep your device accessible when you need it and out of the random desk-junk danger zone when you do not.

This listing is for the mount only. ColdCard device, cables, tools, and any other accessories shown in photos are not included unless explicitly stated in the selected product option.

What It Fits

This page is for the ColdCard MK5 Mount. Match the mount to your exact ColdCard generation before ordering so your Bitcoin hardware wallet setup stays clean.

• Laser Etched ColdCard Wallet Cases and Sleeves
• Seedor Safe Starter Set for Bitcoin seed backup

Why CryptoCloaks

CryptoCloaks builds Bitcoin-native 3D printed accessories for people who actually use this stuff. The goal is not novelty plastic. The goal is useful shop-made gear that cleans up your setup, supports real self-custody, and looks like it belongs next to Bitcoin hardware.

If your ColdCard MK5 is part of your long-term Bitcoin plan, give it a real home.

FAQ

Does this fit the ColdCard MK5?

Yes. This product page is for the ColdCard MK5 Mount.

Does this listing include a ColdCard?

No. This listing is for the 3D printed mount only. The ColdCard device is not included.

Is this for the MK5 version?

Yes. This page is for the ColdCard MK5 Mount. Match your mount to your exact ColdCard generation before ordering.

Who is this for?

Bitcoiners who want their ColdCard MK5 organized, visible, and ready at their signing station instead of floating around loose on a desk.

Order the ColdCard MK5 Mount

Clean up the desk. Give the ColdCard MK5 a real spot. Keep your Bitcoin signing setup tight.

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Table of Contents

• What Is The Block Moments?
• What Moments Deserve a Block?
• How It Works
• What You Get
• Customization Options
• Why CryptoCloaks
• FAQ

What Is The Block Moments?

Some moments deserve more than a photo on your phone. The Block Memorial is a fully custom, laser engraved 3D printed monument — designed to permanently mark the moments that matter most in a Bitcoiner’s life.

It’s a matte black geometric cube, laser engraved on the exterior, open-faced to reveal a colored-framed inner plaque. The plaque is laser engraved with whatever you want on it — a block height, a date, a name, a milestone, an amount. It sits on your desk and doesn’t move. It doesn’t need to. It already says everything.

There is nothing else like this. We designed it, we make it by hand in Colorado, and every single one is unique.

What Moments Deserve a Block?

The Block Memorial was built for Bitcoiners — but the moments it marks are universal. Here’s what people are using it for:

• Solo Bitcoin block found — the rarest thing a home miner can do. Mark it forever with your block height, date, and reward.
• First Bitcoin purchase — the block you were born into this. “Block #[height]. April 9, 2026. 0.01 BTC. The beginning.”
• Wedding / anniversary — the block mined on your wedding day. A gift that exists on-chain forever.
• Child’s birth — stamp their birth block into something they’ll keep their whole life.
• Bitcoin halving — block 840,000. Block 1,050,000. The moments Bitcoin history turned.
• Going full self-custody — the day you moved off exchange. That’s worth memorializing.
• Paying off debt in sats — the stack that set you free.
• Business milestones — first Bitcoin-native sale. First million sats in revenue.
• Corporate awards — replace the generic glass plaque with something that actually means something.

You tell us the moment. We build it.

How It Works

1. Order and tell us your moment — at checkout, leave a note with what you want on the plaque. Block height, date, name, amount, quote — whatever tells the story.
2. We design your plaque — we’ll send you a proof of the laser engraving layout before we cut anything. You approve it.
3. We build it by hand — 3D printed in Colorado, laser engraved, assembled. Each one takes time because each one is made for you specifically.
4. Ships to you — carefully packed. Arrives ready to display.

Turnaround: approximately 5-7 business days from proof approval.

What You Get

• Matte black 3D printed outer cube — laser engraved geometric pattern exterior
• Colored-framed inner plaque mount — suspended on center pillar (Gold Shown)
• Custom laser engraved black inner plaque — your text, your moment
• Open-face display design — always visible, no lid to lose
• Approximately 4″ x 4″ x 4″ — desk display size
• Handmade in Colorado, USA

Customization Options

The plaque can display anything you want — here are the most popular layouts:

Exterior pattern options are available — ask us at checkout. We can match patterns to occasions (geometric, circuit board, honeycomb, and more).

Why CryptoCloaks

• We’re Bitcoiners building for Bitcoiners — we understand what these moments mean. We don’t make generic trophies.
• Handmade in Colorado — every Block Memorial is made by hand, not mass produced overseas.
• Bitcoin accepted — always. Pay in sats.
• You approve before we PEW IT — proof sent before engraving. No surprises.
• Ships worldwide — wherever you are, your moment deserves to be marked.

FAQ

Q: How long does it take?
A: Approximately 5-7 business days from when you approve your proof. Rush orders may be possible — ask us at checkout.

Q: What information do I need to provide?
A: Just tell us what you want on the plaque. Block height, date, name, amount, quote — whatever tells your story. We’ll design the layout and send you a proof.

Q: Can I choose the exterior pattern?
A: You can either have Art Deco or plain! If there’s a custom logo or image we can try that also!

Q: What size is it?
A: Approximately 4″ x 4″ x 4″. Desk display size — substantial enough to be a statement piece, compact enough for any workspace.

Q: Can I order one for someone else as a gift?
A: Absolutely. Leave the recipient’s details and the moment you want to memorialize. We can ship directly to them with no invoice included.

Q: Do you make corporate versions for non-Bitcoin milestones?
A: Yes. The Block Memorial works for any significant milestone — business achievements, employee awards, personal records. It doesn’t have to be Bitcoin-specific. Contact us to discuss.

Q: Is the Block Found edition (for solo miners) different from this?
A: The free Block Found Edition is exclusively for verified solo Bitcoin block finders and is given free as a community gift. The Block Memorial is the purchasable version — fully custom, available to anyone, for any occasion.

Q: Do you accept Bitcoin?
A: Always. We’re bitcoin-native. Pay in sats.

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The round is done. The bets are settled. Now you’re at the bar — the best hole on the course. The 19th Hole Bitcoin Starter Kit is built for exactly this moment: authentic putting-green turf coasters for your drinks and 5 Bitcoin golf tees for your next round. Because if you’re going to play golf and stack sats, you might as well look the part doing both.

This is the only bitcoin golf gift built by actual Bitcoiners. Not print-on-demand. Not a generic crypto ball marker from Amazon. Real turf coasters made by the crew at 6117Club, paired with 3D printed Bitcoin golf tees from CryptoCloaks. $34.99 shipped from Colorado.

Table of Contents

• What’s Included
• The Putting Green Turf Coasters
• Bitcoin Golf Tees
• The Perfect Bitcoin Golf Gift
• Bitcoin and Golf — Why This Collab Makes Sense
• FAQ
• Order The 19th Hole Kit

What’s Included

The Putting Green Turf Coasters

These aren’t novelty coasters with a golf print on them. The turf coasters from 6117Club look and feel like actual putting green turf — the real stuff, cut and finished into a drink-sized pad that belongs on your bar cart, desk, or golf cart cup holder.

They’re the kind of thing that gets picked up, examined, and asked about. Perfect for a home bar. Perfect for the actual 19th hole after a round. Perfect for the Bitcoiner who also happens to play golf — which turns out to be a lot of people.

6117Club designs golf gear with the same attention that CryptoCloaks brings to Bitcoin accessories. This collab makes sense because both communities value quality, craft, and things made by people who actually use them.

Bitcoin Golf Tees

Five 3D printed golf tees with the Bitcoin B. Made in Colorado by CryptoCloaks on Bambu printers. Available in your choice of colors.

Fair warning from the product description: “If you’re not great at golf and hit the tee a lot, these are going to be a one-time use per tee.” That’s 3D printing honesty. They’re a statement, not a performance tool — and they look great in every photo from the first tee.

Pair them with the Bitcoin Golf Tees standalone pack if you want a full bag.

The Perfect Bitcoin Golf Gift

Finding a good bitcoin golf gift is harder than it looks. Most options are generic crypto-branded merchandise from print-on-demand shops — a ball marker with a Bitcoin logo slapped on it, sold by someone who’s never held bitcoin or played a round of golf.

The 19th Hole Bitcoin Starter Kit is different. It’s made by CryptoCloaks — a Bitcoin-native company that’s been building for the Bitcoin community since 2017 — in collaboration with 6117Club, a golf-specific maker. Both things are real. Both companies are run by people who are into what they make.

This is the bitcoin golf gift for:

• The Bitcoiner in your life who also plays golf
• The golfer who’s been asking about Bitcoin
• Father’s Day, birthdays, or tournament prizes
• Golf bag accessories that actually start conversations
• A fun gift for Bitcoin Golf Championship attendees in Vegas

Bitcoin and Golf — Why This Collab Makes Sense

The intersection of Bitcoin and golf is more real than it sounds. The Bitcoin Golf Championship runs annually, Max Keiser hosts the Bitcoin Golf Invitational in El Salvador, and the crossover between high-net-worth Bitcoiners and golf culture has been building for years.

Both communities value patience, precision, and playing a long game. Both reward people who think in decades instead of quarters. And both have a strong tradition of the 19th hole — the bar after the round where the real conversations happen.

The 19th Hole Bitcoin Starter Kit sits exactly at that intersection. It’s a conversation piece, a gift, and a signal — for the people who get it.

FAQ

Are the turf coasters durable?

Yes — they’re made to look and feel like real putting green turf, designed for actual use on bar carts, desks, and golf carts. 6117Club builds golf gear that holds up on the course and at the bar.

How many coasters are included?

The kit includes a set of putting green turf coasters — check the product photos for the exact count. Five Bitcoin golf tees are included with every set.

Are the Bitcoin golf tees actual golf tees?

Yes — they’re functional 3D printed golf tees. Just be aware they’re not indestructible. If you swing and miss the ball, they may not survive. They’re great for photos, first tees, and casual rounds.

Can I pay with Bitcoin?

Yes. CryptoCloaks accepts bitcoin via BTCPay Server — self-custodied, on-chain and Lightning. We also accept fiat. But bitcoin is preferred.

Where does this ship from?

Colorado. Ships next business day. Bitcoin accepted.

Order The 19th Hole Bitcoin Starter Kit

$34.99. Ships from Colorado. The only bitcoin golf gift made by actual Bitcoiners. Putting green turf coasters from 6117Club + 5 Bitcoin golf tees from CryptoCloaks.

Order today and have it ready for the next round. ⛳₿

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The Dual Bitaxe Gamma Case – Mini PC Gaming Rig Edition turns your miners into a tiny desktop powerhouse that looks ready to run max settings… but instead it’s busy stacking sats. Built to house two Bitaxe Gamma units, this case gives your setup that sleek mini-gaming-PC aesthetic while keeping everything tidy and display-worthy.

Best part? You’re the builder here. With full color customization options, you can match your setup, your battle station, your brand, or your chaotic gamer personality. Clean, loud, stealthy, or neon — it’s your rig, your rules.

Why you’ll love it:
Holds two Bitaxe Gamma units in one compact case
Styled like a miniature gaming PC tower
Custom color options to match your setup or vibe
Keeps your desk looking intentional instead of “DIY lab experiment”
A guaranteed conversation starter for gamers, miners, and curious coworkers

Because if you’re going to mine at home, you might as well look like you’re winning. 🎯⚡

Other parts you’ll want:
– 2X – 60mm Fans (Noctua or others)
– Fan adapters if you don’t get Noctuas

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Supporting parts you may need

• 60mm rear cooling fan
• 60mm fan adapter cable

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Our Orange Bitcoin Hoodie Can Coozie wraps your favorite beverage in peak Bitcoin style. Rocking a bright orange hoodie and bold Bitcoin energy, this little coozie is perfect for meetups, memes, and late-night block debates. Whether you’re stacking sats or stacking cans, your drink stays chill while you stay on brand.

It’s equal parts cozy and clever—because if Bitcoin had merch for your drink, this would be it.

Why you’ll love it:
Iconic Bitcoin orange hoodie design
Keeps your can cold longer
Perfect for Bitcoin meetups, gifts, and desk flexes
Instant conversation starter with fellow plebs

Stay humble. Stack sats. Sip in style. 🍻₿

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Most Bitcoin art is a mass-printed canvas that ships from a warehouse alongside a thousand identical copies. This limited edition Bitcoin wall art ships in a run of exactly 21 pieces, printed in a discontinued filament that can never be replicated again.

Table of Contents

• What Is the OPSEC Art Deco Wall Art
• Why CryptoCloaks
• Specs and Details
• How It Compares
• FAQ

What Is the OPSEC Art Deco Wall Art

The OPSEC Bitcoin Art Deco Wall Art is CryptoCloaks’ first official art launch: a 3D printed piece measuring 11.5″ x 11.5″ (290mm x 290mm). It combines Art Deco geometry with Bitcoin iconography in a format no flat printer can reproduce. The result is dimensional, tactile, and built to be collected.

This limited edition Bitcoin wall art glows under blacklight, activated by the glow-in-the-dark orange filament used to print each piece. The orange reads bold in natural light and becomes electric under UV. It is a functional object that shifts character depending on your room setup, not a static print that looks the same at every hour of the day.

The edition is capped at exactly 21 pieces, a direct reference to Bitcoin’s 21 million supply cap. CryptoCloaks printed each one in a filament color that has since been discontinued. No future reprint is physically possible. Once these 21 are gone, this design is gone. That is not marketing language. That is a material constraint baked into the object itself.

Why CryptoCloaks

Ricky founded CryptoCloaks in 2017, back when Bitcoin was still fighting for credibility. He personally picks, prints, and ships every order from his American workshop. This is not a drop-shipping operation or a Shopify storefront with outsourced fulfillment. This is a Bitcoin-native builder who has been in the space long enough to understand why unforgeable scarcity is worth designing around.

CryptoCloaks’ first official art launch carries real weight because of that history. Ricky did not pivot into crypto art when NFTs went mainstream. He has been building physical Bitcoin goods for nearly a decade, and this limited edition Bitcoin wall art is the first time he has formalized that work into a numbered art edition. That distinction matters for collectors who can tell the difference between a builder and a retailer.

The piece already holds a 5.0-star rating across three verified reviews from buyers who have placed it in offices and home setups. Additionally, you can browse CryptoCloaks Bitcoin Goodies to see the full range of Bitcoin-native products Ricky has built since 2017. The quality standard is consistent across every category.

Specs and Details

• Size: 11.5″ x 11.5″ (290mm x 290mm)
• Edition: Limited to 21 pieces
• Material: Glow-in-the-dark orange filament (discontinued)
• Glow activation: Requires blacklight (UV lamp)
• Price: $100
• Rating: 5.0/5 stars (3 verified reviews)
• SKU: CC-BG-OPSEBITCART
• Ships: 2-3 business days from America

The glow feature requires a dedicated blacklight source. Standard indoor lighting and sunlight will not activate the effect. A UV strip light mounted on a display shelf works well for permanent installations. This is a deliberate design choice that rewards intentional display setups over passive decoration. For reference on how serious Bitcoin collectors approach physical goods, see ongoing Bitcoin community discussions on hardware and collectibles.

This limited edition Bitcoin wall art performs best in dry interior spaces: offices, home offices, and living rooms. Avoid high-humidity environments. The 3D printed surface is durable under normal indoor conditions and requires no special maintenance beyond keeping it out of direct moisture.

How It Compares

The table below shows why this limited edition Bitcoin wall art outperforms every mass-market alternative across the five dimensions that actually matter to collectors.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the glow only work with a blacklight, or does it glow in sunlight?

The glow requires blacklight (UV) activation only. This limited edition Bitcoin wall art uses a glow-in-the-dark orange filament that does not produce a visible glow under sunlight or standard indoor lighting. However, the orange is a vivid, saturated color in natural light, so the piece commands attention in any lighting condition. To activate the full glow effect, place a UV lamp or blacklight strip near the piece during display. A dedicated shelf with integrated UV lighting is ideal for permanent installations. The blacklight-only activation is intentional: it makes the glow feel purposeful rather than accidental, and it rewards display setups that treat the piece as a focal point rather than background fill.

Why is this limited to exactly 21 pieces?

Bitcoin’s protocol hard-caps the total coin supply at 21 million. CryptoCloaks capped this limited edition Bitcoin wall art at exactly 21 pieces as a direct nod to that limit. However, the scarcity is not purely symbolic. The discontinued glow-in-the-dark orange filament used to print every piece is no longer in production. That means no future reprint is physically possible regardless of demand. The 21-piece cap is therefore enforced by material reality, not just intent. That is the same principle Bitcoin applies: not a promise someone can override, but a rule embedded in the system itself. For collectors, that separation from every generic crypto canvas on the market is exactly the point. Scarcity that cannot be inflated away is the only kind worth holding.

What makes 3D printed art better than canvas or framed prints?

Canvas and flat prints are two-dimensional by definition. A 3D printed piece has depth, texture, and physical presence that reads differently from every viewing angle. This limited edition Bitcoin wall art features raised Art Deco geometry that catches light in ways a flat surface cannot replicate, then transforms entirely under blacklight. The dimensional quality also means no two lighting conditions produce the same experience. Additionally, 3D printing allows fine structural detail at a resolution that hand-crafted or mass-printed formats cannot achieve consistently at this price point. For Bitcoin collectors who already appreciate physical, tangible objects, a 3D printed wall piece fits naturally into that mindset. It is not a poster. It is a built object with weight, texture, and a fixed supply.

Order the OPSEC Bitcoin Art Deco Wall Art today before the remaining pieces sell through. Each one of these 21 editions of limited edition Bitcoin wall art is hand-picked, printed, and shipped by Ricky himself. Bitcoin accepted. Made in America. Ships in 2-3 business days.

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