Super dope stand for gigachads who own 3 bitaxes

I got one of these delightful objects at cryptoecon 2020, the last cryptocurrency conference before Covid destroyed everything.

It is the only grenade that I am comfortable letting my children play with because it is full of bitcoin love. When it explodes, truth and justice radiate throughout throughout the room, time preferences adjust lower, and central bankers quake in fear.

Strongly recommend these grenades for their unique societal healing powers.

Pretty cool. Leaves a clean print, good buy.

When you love looking at your twins.

This item is easy to install and store stuff away from prying eyes. It fits very well together. With what I’m storing, it should do it’s job for a long time without needing to check on it.

I can imagine a few improvements that could be done DIY or in a later revision: add a rubber ring or something at the join edge to help create a strong inside seal (help stop water dripping from getting inside). DIY: when attaching to the surface, put a little caulk or similar to seal the screw holes.

I love this thing. I haven’t experimented too much with it to see if it truly does keep your drink cool, but if you leave a drink in there long enough to find out, you’re drinking wrong. More than anything, it’s a hell of a conversation starter. Haven’t used it once without someone asking me about it in some capacity.