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CryptoCloaks : Bitcoin Accessories Made by a Real Bitcoiner

CryptoCloaks has been building bitcoin-native products since 2017. What started as a passion project in Minnesota has grown into a full Colorado operation. Pride ourselves on our own designs making 3D printed bitcoin mining accessories, hardware wallet cases, and bitcoin art for people who actually care about this stuff.

Our Bitcoin Grenade is the most recognizable piece of bitcoin merch ever made. It was originally designed for the CryptoEcon 2020 conference in Hanoi, Vietnam. Getting them there wasn’t easy. Vietnamese customs officials pulled the shipment and were so alarmed by 120 realistic-looking grenades that they brought in a Vietnam War veteran to physically inspect them and confirm they weren’t real. They cleared customs. Then COVID shut the conference down. The remaining grenades got distributed randomly, bitcoiners loved them, and the rest is history. Now they’ve been spotted in the hands of Max Keiser, Soulja Boy, Paris Hilton, and Tucker Carlson.

Our BitAxe stands keep your open-source home miner upright and looking sharp while it stacks sats. Our Coldcard Q cases protect the best bitcoin signing device on the market. Our Blockmit washer jigs make metal seed phrase backups dead simple.

Everything is made to order in our Colorado shop on professional Bambu printers. We accept bitcoin. We ship worldwide. We’ve been building through two bear markets and we’re still here.