Every year somebody asks the same thing:
What do I buy for the bitcoiner who already has Bitcoin?
Not fake gold coin junk. Not 2017 HODL shirt energy. Not some novelty thing that accidentally starts an altcoin fight at dinner.
Bitcoiners are picky as hell. Good. That is kind of the point.
Quick answer
The best Bitcoin gifts are useful, weird, or obviously made by Bitcoiners.
- Under $5: outlet covers, guitar picks, Blockmit washer jigs, stickers, pins.
- Under $10: golf tees, Coldcard Q cases, SeedSigner cases, Bitcoin Grenade valve caps.
- Under $25: Bitcoin Grenade, Bitcoin coasters, Bitcoin Grenade candle.
- Under $50: The 19th Hole Bitcoin Kit, slate coasters, bundles.
- Premium: BIG BOI Bitcoin Grenade.
Quick Gift Map
What’s in this gift guide
- 1. The Original Bitcoin Grenade
- 2. Bitcoin Grenade Candle
- 3. Bitcoin Coasters
- 4. The 19th Hole Bitcoin Kit
- 5. Bitcoin Guitar Picks
- 6. Bitcoin Golf Tees
- 7. Bitcoin Outlet Covers
- 8. Coldcard Q Cases
- 9. SeedSigner Cases
- 10. Blockmit Washer Jigs
- 11. BIG BOI Bitcoin Grenade
- FAQ
Best safe pick
1. The Original Bitcoin Grenade
$24.99. Weird desk object. Instant conversation starter. Fiat people get nervous for no reason.
Good for
- Desk setups
- Conference gifts
- Stocking stuffers if the stocking is built different
- Bitcoiners who already bought every normal thing
Best dumb-in-a-good-way gift
2. Bitcoin Grenade Candle
$24.99. Bright orange, grenade shaped, and completely unnecessary. That is why it works.
Good for
- Bitcoin home offices
- White elephant gifts that do not suck
- People who already have the regular grenade
- Anyone with too much orange stuff already
Best everyday desk gift
3. Bitcoin Coasters
$12.99 for the Bitcoin Coaster x2. There are also slate versions if you want it to feel more grown up.
Also worth a look: Bitcoin White Paper Laser Etched Slate Coasters starting at $5.99 and MADEX Bitcoin Slate Coasters Ultimate 4 Pack at $29.99.
Satoshi dropped the white paper in 2008. Now we put drinks on it like civilized degenerates. If they have never read it, send them to bitcoin.org/bitcoin.pdf.
Good for
- Home bars
- Office desks
- Mining rooms
- Bitcoin meetup hosts
Best golf gift
4. The 19th Hole Bitcoin Kit
$34.99. Turf coasters plus Bitcoin golf tees. Country club fiat energy needed an orange problem.
Good for
- Bitcoin golfers
- Father’s Day
- Birthday gifts
- The guy who says he is only playing nine
Best cheap add-on
5. Bitcoin Guitar Picks 10 Pack
$4.99. Actual picks, not decorative coins pretending they belong near strings.
Good for
- Musicians
- Stockings
- Cheap add-ons
- The guy with seven guitars and three riffs
Best small golf add-on
6. Bitcoin Golf Tees
$6.99 for a five pack. If they golf and like Bitcoin, do not overthink it.
Good for
- Golfers
- Low-cost gifts
- Order add-ons
- Plebs talking trash on the tee box
Best sleeper gift
7. Bitcoin B US Outlet Cover
$4.99. Quiet wall detail. The room has opinions now.
Good for
- Mining rooms
- Offices
- Workshops
- Bitcoiners slowly turning the house orange
Best self-custody upgrade
8. Coldcard Q Cases
Solid color cases start at $7.99. Custom designed sleeves start at $9.99. Stop letting serious signing hardware rattle around naked in a drawer.
Device docs live with Coinkite: Coldcard Q docs. My lane is the case.
Good for
- Coldcard Q owners
- Self-custody nerds
- Hardware wallet upgrades
- People who baby their signing device
Best open-source hardware gift
9. SeedSigner Orange Surf Case
$9.99. SeedSigner people are the right kind of weird, and their setup still needs a case.
Project background: SeedSigner.com.
Good for
- SeedSigner builders
- Self-custody setups
- Open-source hardware people
- Anyone saying air-gapped at dinner
Best practical stocking stuffer
10. Blockmit Washer Jigs
$4.99. Two jigs included. Punch and washers sold separately. Paper seed phrases are fragile. Notes apps are a disaster.
Good for
- New self-custody users
- Hardware wallet owners
- Stocking stuffers
- Anyone still trusting paper like a maniac
Best full-send gift
11. BIG BOI Bitcoin Grenade
$420.00. Limited to 21. CryptoCloaks, BTC Pins, and Asanoha. Gold grenade, gold pin, custom wooden Nade Box.
Good for
- Serious collectors
- Bitcoin conference friends
- Big milestone gifts
- The pleb who already owns everything else
FAQ
Bitcoin gifts for bitcoiners
What are the best Bitcoin gifts for bitcoiners under $25?
The best Bitcoin gifts for bitcoiners under $25 include the Original Bitcoin Grenade at $24.99, Bitcoin Coaster x2 at $12.99, Bitcoin Guitar Picks at $4.99, Bitcoin Golf Tees at $6.99, Bitcoin outlet covers at $4.99, Blockmit Washer Jigs at $4.99, and Coldcard Q cases starting at $7.99.
What Bitcoin gifts are actually useful?
Useful Bitcoin gifts are the self-custody and hardware accessories. Blockmit Washer Jigs help with metal seed phrase backups. Coldcard Q cases protect a signing device. SeedSigner cases finish out a DIY signing setup.
What Bitcoin gifts are funny?
The Bitcoin Grenade, Bitcoin Grenade Candle, Bitcoin Guitar Picks, Bitcoin Golf Tees, and the 19th Hole Bitcoin Kit are the funny pile. Orange, weird, and not pretending to be Wall Street.
What should I buy if I have no idea what they own?
Get the Original Bitcoin Grenade. If they already have one, get the candle, coasters, guitar picks, golf tees, or outlet cover. Small Bitcoin gifts are safer when you do not know their exact hardware wallet or mining setup.
Are these Bitcoin gifts made by Bitcoiners?
Yeah. CryptoCloaks is a Bitcoin-native shop. I build this stuff because I am in this world, not because some spreadsheet goblin said orange merch had margin.
Final take
Skip generic Bitcoin logo junk.
The best Bitcoin gifts are useful, funny, weird, or tied to the actual culture. Sometimes that means a self-custody tool. Sometimes it means a golf tee. Sometimes it means an orange grenade candle because life is short and fiat is trash.
Safe pick: Original Bitcoin Grenade.
Practical pick: Blockmit Washer Jigs or Coldcard Q Case.
Fun pick: 19th Hole Bitcoin Kit or Bitcoin Guitar Picks.
Premium pick: BIG BOI Bitcoin Grenade before somebody else does.
Bitcoin accepted. Fiat accepted too, because I still have bills like everybody else.
Keep building.